Trump Always Chickens Out
Donald Trump, a Taco, and the Chicken Conspiracy — The Internet’s Most Absurd Masterpiece Returns - Yes, the “Trump is a chicken taco” saga is alive and well, and it's somehow become modern art.
The now-legendary tale of Donald Trump being exposed as a literal chicken taco continues to defy reason and delight meme historians. What began as a throwaway comment has evolved into a full-blown satirical mythos, blending fast food, politics, and surrealist humor. Over on my subreddit r/ModernArtGallery, users are dissecting this absurdity with wild theories, hilarious drawings, and speculative lore that would make Dadaists proud. It’s a perfect storm of shitposting and creative expression. If you like your internet weird and your satire spicy, you’ll want to dive in.
Why I Kicked Elon Musk Out of My Sci-Fi Sandbox (and Why You Should Too)
Today, we're talking about something I never thought I'd be writing: my official, no-holds-barred, 3-2-1-LIFTOFF cancellation of one Mr. Elon Musk from the hallowed digital halls of vonhauerland.com.
Yeah, I know, I know. For a while there, it probably felt like my blog was becoming "The Elon Musk Daily." And honestly, you wouldn't be wrong. I've been writing about the dude, well, a lot. Probably disproportionately so, to be brutally honest. And it wasn't for kicks and giggles (though sometimes, his antics certainly provided those). My intentions, dear readers, were pure as a freshly laundered space suit.
Science Fiction Artifact Art Startup Gains Momentum: From Niche to Pillars of Creation: Sci-Fi Gadget Site vonhauerland.com Hits 250K+ Organic Impressions in Year One
The SpaceArt-focused startup website vonhauerland.com is gaining serious momentum in the Science Fiction FanDom. Google Search Console data shows over 250,000 impressions and nearly 1,700 organic clicks, marking a sharp rise in search visibility.
Organic traffic growth has taken off steadily since mid-2024, with a dramatic rise starting in early 2025. The average Google position is 23.8, and a 0.7% CTR highlights increasing relevance in search results. This steady SEO performance underscores the impact of targeted content, long-tail keywords, and persistent optimization—classic growth levers for any creative startup looking to scale online.
All the Amazing Is Still Here. Just Tucked into the Archive for What’s Next. Something Big Is on the Horizon!
Every pure art post, every spark of inspiration, and every story remains right where it belongs—in the archive, never lost, never forgotten. I’m just making room, because what’s coming next needs space to grow.
The main body of my art vlog articles is moving into the archive—not as an ending, but as a quiet reset. I’ve been working on something bold, something that reshapes what I’ve shared so far. Stay tuned. What’s coming isn’t just new—it’s a shift.
Von Hauerland is no longer just sculpture. It’s engineered science fiction presence. Designed memory. Functional mystery.
Reorbiting begins now.
Shipping Galactic Fossils to Los Angeles: The Unexpected Order That Made My Day
After more than a year of drifting through side quests and scattered signals, I’m revamping the Von Hauerland site—not to reinvent the work, but to realign it. This isn’t a pivot. It’s a course correction.
Last week, it was Saturday morning, I woke up to a surprise: an order from Los Angeles for two of my Galactic Fossil sculptures. The excitement was real. These handcrafted steel relics, inspired by alien archaeology and layered like CT scans, were heading from my German studio all the way to the U.S. coast. But not everything was smooth sailing—between the tight packaging and the painfully overpriced international shipping, there were some exciting moments. Still, knowing my work would soon live in an LA home made it all worth it.
Von Hauerland is no longer just sculpture. It’s engineered science fiction presence. Designed memory. Functional mystery.
Reorbiting begins now.
One Year in Orbit: From Steel to Stars – Hatch Enters Its Second Gear
Exactly 365 days ago, I decided to keep my little online sculpture world updated—just a humble experiment in consistency. Today, that experiment has transformed into Hatch: a steel-born art shop with a global reach.
From Port Hardy to Bern, from Sydney to Santiago, the past year has proven that steel objects with a soul speak a universal language. I never imagined this website—once a static corner of the internet—would beam my work into homes across Spain, Switzerland, Sweden, Canada, Chile, and beyond. What started as an artist’s impulse to share evolved into something alive. Thank you to every curious explorer who clicked, scrolled, shared, and shopped. Hatch is more than a rebrand—it’s a second gear. And believe me, the next one is galactic. Buckle up.
Von Hauerland Is Reorbiting – Prepare for a Sharp Course Correction Into Raw Sci-Fi Design and Focused Intent.
After more than a year of drifting through side quests and scattered signals, I’m revamping the Von Hauerland site—not to reinvent the work, but to realign it. This isn’t a pivot. It’s a course correction.
The core has always been there: steel objects with presence, built like artifacts, speaking when words fall short. What’s changing is how it’s framed. No more generic labels or arty vagueness. The Main Deck is your new entry point—not a homepage, but a command bridge. The Space Port replaces the gallery—because this isn’t a museum, it’s a launch site for ideas with gravity. The blog becomes the Orbit Log, where thought, process, and fragments loop in low orbit. And if you're looking for smaller, tangible pieces—prototypes, test runs, objects with potential—you’ll find them in the Hatch.
Von Hauerland is no longer just sculpture. It’s engineered presence. Designed memory. Functional mystery.
Reorbiting begins now.
I moved the old Art Blog! You can find the Art Blog articles 1-219 in here…
The Echo Chamber of Creativity: Why Artists Need Their Own Space in the Noise of Social Media
In a world where voices are increasingly drowned out by algorithm-driven engagement, artists and creatives struggle to carve out meaningful spaces for dialogue. Is an echo chamber a safe haven, or a dangerous trap? You can find all the Art Blog articles from 1-219 in this link.
You can find the old Art Blog here
Art Decor Inspired by Paleontology and science fiction
Space Relics and Alien Fossils: The Art of Interactive Sci-Fi Sculptures
Most of my work is inspired by space, universe exploration, and naturally, science fiction—which I think is a form of art in its own right. I love how sci-fi blurs the line between imagination and possible reality.
I try to give my sculptures a sense of being space relics—like artifacts discovered on distant planets or remnants of forgotten civilizations. There’s also a strong influence from paleontology, as if these objects were unearthed fossils of an alien species or extinct spacefaring cultures. Sometimes that narrative is more readable, other times it’s more abstract and open to interpretation. I want viewers to feel like they’re uncovering a mystery when they interact with the piece—something that invites curiosity, speculation, and maybe even a bit of storytelling in their own minds. The morphable, interactive quality helps to emphasize that idea: the universe is always shifting, and so is our understanding of it.
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This tiny Galactic Fossil was sold and shipped to Canada. Thank you for your purchase Port Hardy!
I was so proud to wrap and ship this little galactic fossil all the way to Canada. I hope it makes a fun addition to the table and serves as a small reminder of the Universe’s wonders—the mysteries, the possibilities, and all we’ve yet to discover. I like to think the new owner will be happily reminded of how creative life can be—and keep wondering what incredible, imaginative life forms might be hiding out there in the cosmos. This Tiny Galactic Fossil was I created using steel and naturally occurring sea shells. It measures 13x7x2 cm and weighs just 150 grams—but to me, it holds a whole universe of curiosity and wonder. It’s a small tribute to the creativity of life here on Earth, and a quiet invitation to imagine what might be out there among the stars. Below the studio photos and a unboxing picture sent by the customer.
Thank you Canada!
Peter Hauerland
Modern Interior Decor Sculptures Inspired By Space
Sculpture is often seen as a luxury item, but what if I told you that you can own a breathtaking, hand-crafted steel sculpture at a price that will not cost you more than a pair of Jordan´s?
Imagine pottery, but not as you know it. Galactic Pottery is my take on what an intelligent civilization from a distant exoplanet might create as functional yet artistic table decor.
If you love the idea of collecting sculptures but don’t have the space for a massive piece, I also offer tiny sculptures—small yet mesmerizing works of art that are essentially the younger siblings of my Galactic Fossil series. These pocket-sized cosmic life forms are packed with character and science fiction and fantasy vibes, making them an easy (and budget-friendly) way to introduce sculptures or inspiring decor objects into your space.
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WEEK 15/2025 ARTICLES:
Should You Ditch Twitter for Bluesky? Here is What You Need to Know
Why You Should Ditch Twitter for Bluesky – A Story of Power, Control, and Rebellion Against Oligarch.
Sculpting the Universe: Science Fiction-Inspired Sculptures in Spaceship-Themed Art Installation
There are moments in an artist’s life when everything aligns—vision, sound, light, and space—to create not just an exhibition, but an experience.
Why I Left Etsy and Built My Own Online E-commerce Art Shop
…and Why You Might Want to Do the Same
How Would Pottery Look if We Would Live in Space?
Read about my hilarious experience with showing my art on Reddit.
WEEK 14/2025 ARTICLES:
Is Now the Right Time to Become an Independent Creator?
This article explores the shifting landscape for artists, solopreneurs, and creatives considering financial independence.
Discover Bold New Visions at GROUP SHOW #8 in Berlin
Berlin’s contemporary art scene is set for an exciting new exhibition this spring.
How a Niche Art Website Skyrocketed: The 9-Month Story of Von Hauerland
Building an art-driven website isn’t easy, but after 9 months of hard work, Von Hauerland is taking off.
Artists against Fascism: Why Oligarchs Fear Creativity and Free Expression
Why is creativity under siege and why oligarchy feels threatened by the liberal arts.
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WEEK 11/2025 ARTICLES:
Art Blog #206: Abstract and Figurative Sculpture Trends in Contemporary Art
Navigating the landscape of modern three-dimensional art can be complex, particularly when distinguishing between modern, contemporary, and ultra-contemporary sculpture.
Art Blog #205: How I Create Sculptures Inspired by Potential Life on Exoplanets
My sculptures are not just inspired by space exploration, technology, and paleontology. They are deeply influenced by the possibility of life existing beyond Earth—on faraway exoplanets.
Art Blog #204: From Division to Uncertainty: The Global Impact of America’s 2024 Political Shift
The 2024 U.S. presidential election marked a pivotal shift in American democracy, shaping domestic policies, global relations, and civil liberties.
Art Blog #203: Why I Use Both ChatGPT and Google Gemini
When I first dipped my toes into AI tools, I was cautious—maybe even a little skeptical. The first results felt a bit off, like a machine trying too hard to sound human.
WEEK 10/2025 ARTICLES:
Art Blog #202: From Quarks to Galactic Fossils: My Tech-Driven Obsession with Space
I've always been hooked on technology. Not just as a tool, but as an evolving force that fuels human curiosity—especially when it comes to space exploration.
Art Blog #201: The Wild Ride of Steel Prices (2021–2025): 5 Tops, 5 Flops, and What Comes Next
Steel isn’t just metal—it’s power, politics, and profit. Since 2021, the global steel market has been on a rollercoaster, driven by war, supply chain chaos, and geopolitical ego trips.
Art Blog #200: The Most Lit Meme Tees on the Web: Why You Need One Right Now
Enter Von Hauerland’s meme tee shirts, the ultimate way to slap your opinions, inside jokes, and sarcastic one-liners onto your chest.
Art Blog #199: Sculptures That Imagine Extinct Life Beyond Earth
Explore Galactic Fossils, a series of steel sculptures by Peter von Hauerland that reimagine the remains of extinct life forms discovered in the universe.
Tiny Galactic Fossil: This Entomology Inspired Fantasy Art is on its Way to Canada!
Galactic Fossils are sculptures that embody the remains of extinct life forms discovered throughout the universe.
Inspired by the endless mysteries of space and the fragments of ancient life on Earth, my work explores the idea that evolution is not limited to our planet. Just as fossils reveal the history of life on Earth, Galactic Fossils imagine what remnants of life might look like if they had once existed on other worlds—planets long forgotten or moons silently orbiting distant stars.
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LATEST ARTICLES:
Art Blog #194: How I Design My Sheet Metal Sculptures: A Fusion of Space, Steel, and the Unknown
In a world where art constantly evolves, my approach to sculpture stands at the intersection of cutting-edge technology and …
Art Blog #193: Best Art Quotes by Famous Artists: Wear Inspiration Like a Badge of Honor
Some mornings, you wake up feeling like a creative genius. Other days? You stare at a blank page …
Art Blog #192: How Science Fiction Movies Shape Modern Art and Sculpture
Discover how science fiction movies like Alien, The Matrix, Ghost in the Shell, and Dune have shaped modern art and sculpture.
Art Blog #191: Cybertruck Graffiti - Vandalism or Genius Marketing?
Graffiti used to be about challenging power. Now, it’s being exploited by the very forces it was meant to resist.
VonHauerland.com Hits an All-Time High—And It’s All Thanks to You!
On Wednesday, February 19th, something truly cosmic happened. VonHauerland.com skyrocketed to its all-time highest search and visitor count! That’s right—Google Search Console delivered the data, and the graphs don’t lie. (Though if they did, they’d be flattering ones.)
This past year has been a relentless pursuit—designing, welding, laser-cutting, and sculpting my way through the mysteries of the universe, all while making sure this website becomes a digital art gallery worth your time. And guess what? You showed up.
So, to everyone who clicked, scrolled, admired, or even skeptically raised an eyebrow at my work—thank you. Your curiosity, enthusiasm, and sheer presence here mean everything. Without visitors, a website is just a lonely URL floating in the void. But because of you, Von Hauerland is not just a name; it’s a place where art and space collide.
And this is just the beginning. The coming year promises even more—more sculptures, deeper insights, and a weekly dose of art-fueled curiosity straight from my mind to your screen.
So, stick around. The universe is expanding, and so is this site. 🚀
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LATEST ARTICLES:
Art Blog #186: Sala Giochi: The Beating Heart of Italy’s Playful Past and Present
If you’ve spent any amount of time in Italy, you’ve likely walked past a dimly lit room filled with flashing lights, the sounds of clinking coins, and a symphony of beeping machines.
Art Blog #185: How Do I Create my Cosmos Inspired Sheet Steel Sculptures
When humanity first looked up at the stars, it saw stories—gods, monsters, myths.
Art Blog #184: Who is Katie Bouman?
Do you remember the picture that went viral in April 2019, resembling a glowing cosmic donut?
Art Blog #183: Conquer Your Mornings Like Van Gogh
There’s a reason superheroes have costumes. It’s not just for show. Putting on a certain outfit flips a switch in your brain.
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Art Blog #182: Where is Jim Parsons Taking Us in the Next Season of Young Sheldon?
Ah, the inexorable march of time—a concept that has fascinated physicists and troubled sitcom writers for decades.
Art Blog #181: The History of NASA: A Tale of Creativity, Ambition, and the Future of Space Exploration
When humanity first looked up at the stars, it saw stories—gods, monsters, myths.
Art Blog #180: What is Speculative Paleontology?
Imagine walking through a dense alien jungle, filled with creatures that look vaguely familiar—like dinosaurs, but not quite.
Art Blog #179: Art Is Subjective: Why Your Taste Is More Valid Than You Think
Art is weird. It just is. What one person calls a masterpiece, another dismisses as nonsense.
Conquer Your Mornings Like Van Gogh
There’s a reason superheroes have costumes. It’s not just for show. Putting on a certain outfit flips a switch in your brain.
Mornings. The eternal struggle. You know the drill. The alarm is screaming, but your body refuses to acknowledge reality. The floor is cold, your coffee supply is nonexistent, and your phone? Dead. Just like your motivation. The to-do list is staring at you with the intensity of an unpaid bill, and all you can think about is crawling back under the covers.
But hold on. Before you surrender to morning despair, let me introduce you to the most underrated life hack of all time: putting on a damn good t-shirt. Yeah, you heard me. A single, perfectly chosen tee has the power to turn your day around. And before you dismiss this as nonsense, let’s talk about why.
What I write about in my Blog.
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We primarily focus on art, sculpture, and the fascinating intersection of these mediums with space. Yes, we do feature guest writers from time to time, adding diverse perspectives to our content. This somewhat eclectic mix reflects my own background as a space-inspired sculptor and the driving force behind the gallery. Explore our articles and discover something that sparks your imagination. We hope you find something inspiring to read!
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Did anyone else notice Jim Parsons's appearance in the last episode of Young Sheldon?
The final episode of of Young Sheldon delivered a delightful surprise for fans: a cameo from Jim Parsons reprising his role as the adult Sheldon Cooper.
This appearance bridges the gap between the prequel series and The Big Bang Theory, offering a poignant reminder of Sheldon's journey. It also suggests a potential continuation of Sheldon's story beyond his childhood, perhaps exploring his early experiences at Caltech. This cameo could signal a new era for the Big Bang Theory universe, opening doors for future spin-offs or revivals. Ultimately, it's a touching tribute to the character and a satisfying moment for long-time viewers.
Galactic Steel Creations: The Fusion of Space Exploration and Sculpture
Someone said this looks like a thruster—and honestly, I wasn’t even mad. I was actually flattered. This is one of my sculptures, made from sheet steel. If you’ve read my art blog, you already know that, as a sculptor, I’m heavily inspired by space exploration. Dare to dive in and explore this piece!
Wait, Ridley Scott did what for Apple?! Super Bowl ads are a whole other level of marketing madness. Check out the best of the best (and the most expensive). Read on!
Mind. Blown. Did you know Ridley Scott, the visionary behind Alien and Blade Runner, directed Apple's iconic 1984 Super Bowl commercial? 1 It's true! This wasn't just any ad; it was a cultural event, a statement. Super Bowl commercials are a high-stakes game, and these are the ones that changed everything. Dive into the history of the most expensive (and often most creative) marketing moments of the year. Read now!
LATEST ARTICLES:
Art Blog #173: Abstract Sculptures Made of Sheet Steel Metal: A New Dimension of Art
Art has always been a medium of expression, a way to communicate emotions, thoughts, and ideas that transcend words.
Art Blog #172: The Super Bowl Ads: A Spectacle of Marketing and Entertainment since 1984
The Super Bowl. Two words that conjure images of roaring crowds, nail-biting plays, and… commercials?
Art Blog #171: What Does Cringe Mean?
Cringe culture has evolved from mere secondhand embarrassment into a defining force in comedy, television, and internet humor.
Art Blog #169: From "Sali e Tabachi" to "Senso Unico: The Beauty Of Italian Street Signs Turned Into Art
Discover how contemporary art transforms the overlooked beauty of Italian street signs into stunning acrylic paintings.
This Artsy Shirt Has the Definition Of "Awesome" Printed Right On it
Consider It A Public Service Announcement. And Yeah, Spoiler Alert: You're Awesome. For the linguistically challenged, this shirt's got your back.
It spells out exactly what "awesome" means. Think of it as a wearable dictionary, but way cooler. And yeah, just to be crystal clear, you embody that definition. So, you're welcome for the clarification, and feel free to bask in awesomeness. Consider it an official notification, just in case anyone's confused.
Interactive & Kinetic Sculptures Inspired by Space
Art and science have always shared a profound connection, both driven by a desire to explore the unknown and express the unexplainable. For me, this relationship is the foundation of my kinetic sculptures, where celestial phenomena and cutting-edge discoveries shape my creations.
How Space Exploration Inspires My Sculptures
LATEST BLOG ARTICLES:
Art Blog #158: NASA Confirms Life’s Building Blocks on Bennu: A Groundbreaking Discovery
NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission has uncovered the building blocks of life on asteroid Bennu
Art Blog #157: Why It’s Never About Modern Sculptures When People Talk Abstract Art ?
Why is sculpture missing out in mainstream art discussions?
Art Blog #156: Is Procrastination A Creative Intermittent Fasting?
Is procrastination a creative curse or a secret weapon for artists?
Art Blog #155: Why Is White Color Good For Home Interior Design Ideas
White interiors have this incredible ability to make a room feel bigger, brighter, and instantly more chic.
Creative Freedom: What It Means And How To Achieve It
How much freedom do you really need to create? Explore the challenges of funding your creative pursuits, carving out space, and navigating the complexities of life while staying true to your passion. This article is a anecdotal mixture of my own thoughts as a part time artist and some general recommendations I find usefull to all creative minds. Let´s start by definition of what creative freedom is.
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New in Art Shop: NASA Mission To Jupiter And Discovery of Galactic Fossils
Hi, I am inspired by paleontology, universe exploration, and speculative paleontology. When you combine all these elements, you get what I create—Galactic Fossils. I started about three years ago, and most of my projects were completed fairly quickly. But this one... aargh. It took ages! Also, I still don’t have a name for it, but you can suggest one on this subreddit: r/Galactic_Fossils
I coated the creation in pale beige and the holder in dark black to visually "remove" it. The final assembly reveals the prehistoric creature in its raw material form. I started working on this sculpture nearly two years ago. Since I prefer C4D, that's where I modeled it. It's something between sciart and paleoart—not much of an anatomical representation. Instead, it’s more of an altered, "mirror" exoplanet version of something quite familiar. It’s intended to be more of an abstract sculpture—a piece I call a Galactic Fossil.
